I could name other balcony parsons, like Sam who sits on the opposite side of the balcony. Well, someone has to keep that group of birds nested! Sam retired after about 80 semesters as a campus minister at Meredith College. He deserves a rest, but he can often be seen out of the balcony still busy about discipleship, mission, and fellowship of the Church. He has not retired from being a follower of Jesus. Since the First Church balcony wraps around the three sides of the sanctuary, I do not know which one is the “right wing” parson and which is the “left wing” parson, but I guess it doesn’t matter as long as they are following the same leader!
I am sure there is a “center section parson” as well, but I have not gotten to know all those folks yet. I know there is a superior court judge who sits there and he looks very judicial on his pew. Folks in the center section look rather subdued. Maybe it’s because they are under the perusal of the good judge, or maybe they are shell shocked from the balcony organ pipes just behind them which are used only during the third verse of most hymns. The front organ pipes carry most of the burden of the hymns, but if you’re not expecting it, you can be moved to fly from the perch on the third verse. I wonder if there might be a center section parson who will enjoy ministry to the hearing impaired.
I am still a balcony person and I don’t know if I want all the responsibility of being a balcony parson. I have a feeling both Barbara and Sam would ordain me as another balcony parson in a minute. If the rest of the flock is like I am, they need all the help they can get!
I love imagining those pipes blasting out and the fright they could produce in the unsuspecting sleepy congregant!
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